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Things are getting a little spooky here at The Robin Hood, Tottington, Bury! 🕷️🕸️

Meet Chloe, our very own wickedly wonderful barmaid, bringing a whole new meaning to serving up a frightfully good time! 💚💜

With creepy costumes, spooky smiles and Halloween magic filling the pub, there's no better place to celebrate this Halloween! 🦇💀

Pop in if you dare… Chloe might even serve you a treat rather than a trick! 😉

Happy Halloween! 🧙‍♀️🍻

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I am officially inventing a new word: Dadfishing.

The Definition: The act of luring someone into a conversation under the guise of an urgent, serious, or dramatic text message, only to hit them with a terrible dad joke and trap them in a lengthy, unsolicited lecture about niche dad hobbies.

The Anatomy of a Dadfish

1. The Bait: A text that demands immediate attention.
"Please call me as soon as you get this. It’s about the garage."

2. The Hook (The Bad Joke): The dramatic buildup is immediately deflated by a pun.
"It’s completely full of my new lawn mower! Let me tell you about this deck height..."

3. The Reel-In (The Lecture): You are now trapped. You can't escape the ensuing 45-minute breakdown of mechanical specs, the history of the company, or the structural integrity of the grass catcher.

You’ve successfully been dadfished.

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Deakster: “We’re off to London!”

Mocha: “Oh no we’re not! We’re off to the treat cupboard!” 😹🎅

// Deakster

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